Often enough, there’s hardly ever a hole to stuff – doesn’t matter, Felix gets along nicely by himself. Scrubbing is half the battle, he says. But which man can’t do it better by himself? Thereby, this monster meat should apply for monument-protection status, the piston is so horny. Well, at least we have it on film.

When Felix is bored wanking again alone, his mate Alan is right on the spot. He is born to suck like a hoover. Felix hammers him down and fills up his ass with a big splash of white juice.